CORPSE CRUNCHIES / CHICKEN HEADS
CHICKEN HEADS.
YES, ACTUAL
HEADS.
Single-ingredient, freeze-dried raw dog treats. A questionable-looking snack. A very enthusiastic dog.
INGREDIENT. ZERO WEIRD SHIT.
DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT PET HEALTH.
- Whole chicken heads. Nothing added.
- Freeze-dried raw. Crunch included.
- About 8–10 heads per bag
CHICKEN HEADS
Meet your dog's next questionable decision
THE TREAT. IN ALL ITS GLORY.
LET'S NOT OVERCOMPLICATE DINNER'S WEIRD COUSIN.
ONE INGREDIENT.
YOU CAN PROBABLY
GUESS IT.
Chicken heads. Beaks, brains, and all. If you're looking for something shaped like a chicken but made out of twelve other things, this isn't it.
Chicken heads.
That was the whole list.
Freeze-dried raw.
Ready to serve as a treat. No cooking or thawing.
Good behavior. Bad optics.
A reward for your dog. A conversation starter for everyone else.
THE HUMANS HAVE SPOKEN.
DOGS DON'T WRITE REVIEWS.
THEIR ENABLERS DO.
“My dogs absolutely loved the decapitated chicken heads!! Wonderful product.”
“Top product, the best marketing, dog loves it, and so do I”
FAIR QUESTIONS.
BEFORE YOU
LOSE YOUR HEAD.
Are these really whole chicken heads?
What comes in a bag?
Who are these for?
Are these good for my dog?
Where do I buy them?
YOUR DOG CAN'T ADD TO CART.
BE THEIR
ACCOMPLICE.
Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Heads.
About 8-10 heads.
One ingredient.
$29.99.
Buy on Amazon. Let the weirdness begin.
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