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CORPSECO. PRESENTS
BETTER TREATS. BETTER SHITS.
Single-ingredient dog treats for people tired of solving mysteries with a plastic bag over their hand.
- ONEingredient
- ZEROmystery fillers
- 100%recognizable animal parts
LESS CRAP IN✦BETTER CRAP OUT✦
LESS CRAP IN✦BETTER CRAP OUT✦
01 / THE PROBLEM
YOUR DOG’S POOP SHOULDN’T BE A CRIME SCENE.
Cute dogs shouldn't shit like a bear that just raided a taco bell.
CorpseCo fixes this by keeping things brutally simple: one animal ingredient, gently dried, with no mystery meat slurry or filler parade.
02 / KNOW YOUR SHIT
The dream: formed, firm, pickup-able, and profoundly unremarkable dumps.
03 / THE SOLUTION
ONE INGREDIENT.
NO INTERROGATION REQUIRED.
Your dog doesn’t need a chemistry set disguised as a snack. Every CorpseCo treat begins and ends with one recognizable animal ingredient.
Easy to introduce
A simpler treat makes it easier to understand what you’re adding to your dog’s diet.
Dogs lose their minds
Real heads, feet, and ears. Horrifying to you. Magnificent to them.
04 / FIELD REPORTS
★★★★★“My dog would sell me for the chicken heads. His stomach is happy and pickup duty is finally boring.”
VERIFIED DOG SERVANT
★★★★★“One ingredient. No weird smell. No crumbs. No backyard war crimes. We are never going back.”
VERIFIED DOG SERVANT
05 / UNPLEASANT QUESTIONS
LET’S TALK SHIT.
How many treats per day should I be feeding?
We recommend at least 1 treat per day in order to keep the shits away.
Can my dog eat the bones?
Yes. All of our products that contain bones are freeze-dried raw so that the bones crumble instead of splinter like they would if they were cooked or dehydrated
What happens if my dog doesn't like them?
Won't happen.
Why will this improve my dog's poop?
Our Corpse Crunchies are single ingredient raw dog treats that maximize nutrient density. They provide all the things your dog needs and none of what they don't. This typically results in small, dense, and glorious poops.
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