{"product_id":"corpse-crunchies-rabbit-ears","title":"Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are air-dried dog treats. Gently plucked from the heads of bunnies and ready to eat. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s in the bag:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA nice bundle of detached listening devices (about 10-15). Complete with fully shampooed fur, cartilage, skin, and sometimes whiskers.   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho's it for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGoth dogs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeral cats\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy it matters:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGood for digestion and a solid source of fiber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe fur acts as a pipe cleaner for the digestive tract, so your dog gets its poo poo shoot cleaned. And no, we're not going in there to test this theory. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eUse it when:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou want to ruin easter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou need payback for years of Donnie Darko nightmares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYour dog won't leave you the hell alone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CorpseCo.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42940235776090,"sku":"CC-RE","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/9203\/5930\/files\/rabbitearsrender.png?v=1771368533","url":"https:\/\/corpseco.com\/products\/corpse-crunchies-rabbit-ears","provider":"CorpseCo.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}