Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Feet

These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. You give them to your pet. They eat the feet. The end.

What’s in the bag:

A bunch of chicken feet (about 10-12). Complete with cartilage, bone, skin, tendons, and claws.

Who's it for:

Dogs.

Maybe cats.

Definitely not vegans.

Why it matters:

They apparently have collagen, glucosamine, and chondroitin (whatever those are).

Use it when:

You need your dog to stop barking.

You want to gross out your friends.

Someone asks if your pet is plant-based and you need to respond violently.