Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears
Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears
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These are air-dried dog treats. Gently plucked from the heads of bunnies and ready to eat.
What’s in the bag:
A nice bundle of detached listening devices (about 10-15). Complete with fully shampooed fur, cartilage, skin, and sometimes whiskers.
Who's it for:
Goth dogs
Feral cats
Why it matters:
Good for digestion and a solid source of fiber
The fur acts as a pipe cleaner for the digestive tract, so your dog gets its poo poo shoot cleaned. And no, we're not going in there to test this theory.
Use it when:
You want to ruin easter.
You need payback for years of Donnie Darko nightmares.
Your dog won't leave you the hell alone

- 5 stars: 170 (94%)
- 4 stars: 7 (4%)
- 3 stars: 1 (1%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 2 (1%)
sorry I missed this one, the actual reason I started ordering. these are great. we've bought from other dog snack sites but these are definitely better. They include a larger portion of the ear. We are trying the pumpkin seeds/rabbit fur as a healthier wormer method. We'll see how that goes. Meanwhile, Deedles and Farron aren't complaining except to say they think they should be entitled to two a day.
Our two Britany spaniel puppies absolutely loved their ears and trout heads! About to place another order!
I have cavalier, King Charles spaniels, and they love everything I have given them from corpse crunchies the ears, and the chicken heads are their favorites I just keep ordering and ordering and ordering.
Mocha and Mack think these are the best! Unfortunately youre sold out today as I place another purchase. They love the products and Mocha does a dance when she gets a treat!
These two do a pretty good job of keeping rabbits out of the yard, not so good at catching them. These are my thanks for all of their hard work.
Finally fell for the hype and bought the "graveyard" with two bunny ears, a triut head abs duck feet. Way more bunny ears in the bag then I thought it would be. My huskies are in love. Shoulder rolls and trying to steal from each other....great value and a product I don't see often, let alone from a trustworthy source. But... WE WANT MERCH!! Bumper sticker, cute sticker with saying...bandana for the dog.... don't leave us hanging...
We have 5 dogs. Two were immediate yeses to the rabbit ears. The other three were reluctant participants at first. Now everybody likes them. The packaging is hysterical although the wash your hands or die was a bit startling. Good product. I’ve ordered two more bags, one for my pack and one for them to send to police officer K-9 Ace who was shot in the line of duty. We think he will appreciate the irony.
Ordered the rabbit ears and these things did not disappoint! Our 3 dogs absolutely loved them. We also shared one ear with our friend's dog, and she enjoyed it too! Fantastic product and ingenious marketing!
I have two dogs and a puppy; they LOVE these! We purchased the graveyard, we have only given them the fish and chicken so far. They all know the sound of the bag when we grab them to get a treat out. Definitely worth the purchase.
Love this product. Ears are long unlike other brands. I was impressed with the quantity. My dogs love them and their poop is nice and firm now.
Another silly rabbit bit the dust, now I'm going to bite its ears! Crispy hairy delicious goodness! No tricks! All treats!
My little Chihuahua doesn't eat hers, but hides it. Let no other dog get near her ear. The neighbor hound thinks the ears are the best thing she has ever had in her life and tries to steal the bag!
My 2 german shepherds go crazy for these...The smell is a little rough, but hey, its a fng dead animal! 10/10
Both out dogs loved the trout heads and the rabbit ears
Great company with fast shipping. Dogs loved the chicken heads and rabbit ears and they are normally allergic to both but didn't react to these. Probably because they read the package on the back and thought that shit was hilarious
The rabbit ears still have HAIR on them, which feels unnecessarily personal. The raccoons were surprisingly suspicious and wouldn't take the ears, but the dogs !! ... the dogs picked their color and ran off as they stole it, and disappeared. The dogs and the ears ...
I'm not quite ready to explain to Grandma why there are soft, severed rabbit ears hiding under blankets or under her bed. That's going to be an awkward conversation. She is a bit of an alarmist.
I'm going to try the fish next, but I won't put them in the oven. He would divorce me immediately.