Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears

These are air-dried dog treats. Gently plucked from the heads of bunnies and ready to eat. 

What’s in the bag:

A nice bundle of detached listening devices (about 10-15). Complete with fully shampooed fur, cartilage, skin, and sometimes whiskers.   

Who's it for:

Goth dogs

Feral cats

Why it matters:

Good for digestion and a solid source of fiber

The fur acts as a pipe cleaner for the digestive tract, so your dog gets its poo poo shoot cleaned. And no, we're not going in there to test this theory. 

Use it when:

You want to ruin easter.

You need payback for years of Donnie Darko nightmares.

Your dog won't leave you the hell alone