Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Heads

These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Perfectly preserved at the absolute peak of death. 

What’s in the bag:

A whole family (including relatives) of chicken heads (about 8-10). Complete with beaks, brains, skulls, eyeballs, and tongues. 

Who's it for:

Preferably dogs with teeth

People with problems

Maybe cats

Why it matters:

Yes, they're full of Omega 3's, calcium, and a bunch of other stuff.

No we're not going to explain it. 

Use it when:

You want to know who else in the room is going to hell with you

You're done pretending pet ownership is cute

You're out of Ambien and the sweet sounds of crunch puts you to sleep.