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Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads

Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads

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These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Decapitated with intent and served with pride. 'Merica, baby!

 

What’s in the bag:

A nice group of severed trout heads (about 4-6). Includes brains, skulls, eyeballs, tongues, gills, skin, and teeth.

Who's it for:

Dogs who like eating faces.

Perhaps cats who also like eating faces.

the neighborhood raccoon. 

Why it matters:

It's got all the Omega fatty acids and stuff your vet would recommend.

And eating fish brains might make your dog smarter? Thats for you to figure out.

Use it when:

You want to ruin the guest bathroom by storing these there.

You're past the point of hiding who you really are.

Grandma's over.

 

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  • 5 stars: 256 (95%)
  • 4 stars: 9 (3%)
  • 3 stars: 2 (1%)
  • 2 stars: 1 (0%)
  • 1 star: 2 (1%)
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Tim

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Robertgladysz

My dogs absolutely love them! Just bought my second batch.

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Melissa C.

Lowkee absolutely loves his trout heads! I cant wait for him to try everything else!

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Shelby B.

Our dog is literally obsessed with them! She is a shelter pup and has been picky about what she eats and she has killed the first bag we got her, will be buying tons more!

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tara g.

These... are nightmare fuel. But my dog loves them and they're actually not too stinky and don't leave a mess. My 18lbs ankle-biter has a sensitive belly and these are totally fine, occasional *RANK* farts but otherwise zero issues. 12/10 will haunt my nightmares and my dog's dreams. Will likely buy again as Vicky is a furry little dictator... excellent product and a hilarious advertising campaign. Very happy with this purchase.

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Jason S.

Theses are actually bad ass . Dog loves them . Little pricey but understandable due to the amount of work that it takes to preserve and ship them. I believe I got four in the bag. And they’re pretty good size but so is my dog.

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Becky J.

Nakoma loves your Rabbit Ears and Trout heads he can't get enough. Time to order more

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Julie B.

Athena absolutely loves these treats! It doesn’t matter if it’s the fish heads, chicken heads, or chicken feet—she devours every single one. She’ll eat one, and about two hours later, she’s back whining at me for another! 😂

So far, these are hands down the best treats I’ve ever purchased for her. She absolutely loves them, and I love seeing how excited she gets when she knows she’s getting one. Highly recommend!

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John W.

My Frenchie loves all these dead trout heads and duck feet. Fantastic product.

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Tori M.

All 3 of our dogs LOVED these! Will definitely purchase again!

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Philip W.

Both of my dogs loved the trout heads! 10/10 they rip them apart

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Kyle B.

Piper, our incredibly not vicious pitbull, loves the feeling of cronching skulls. She is ready to continue her training in becoming a well fed couch potato.

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Jeremy R.

They were carpet sharking like crackheads for crumbs after eating these

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Victoria L.

My dogs go blind with ecstasy for these dead fish heads.

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Annelle

We have 4 dogs varying in size from 14 lbs and 75 lbs. The trout heads look absolutely TERRIFYING, but our kids DEVOURED them!! They’re long lasting depending on the breed - our smallest took his sweet time at 2 hours and our aggressive chewers had them finished in 15 minutes. Regardless, the nutrition in them is UNMATCHED and they’re SUPER healthy and interesting. LOVE THEM. Will be ordering again!

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Valentina B.

If you believe that these will last? Think again. Deedles and Farron were begging for a trout head at least once a day. They are high quality treat and my girls love them

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Cadie C.

I am a dog, and I would like to formally thank this company for ruining all other treats for me.

My human used to give me boring little biscuits like some kind of peasant. Then these people introduced me to freeze-dried trout heads and rabbit ears and now I have standards.

The trout heads? Incredible. Crunchy. Fishy. Slightly concerning to my human. Absolutely none of my business.

The rabbit ears? Chef’s kiss. Ear’s kiss, technically.

I have since developed several strategies to obtain more:

1. Stare at the treat cabinet.
2. Stare at my human.
3. Stare at the treat cabinet again.
4. Threaten emotional damage.
5. Repeat until someone breaks.

My only complaint is that my human keeps saying, “Those are disgusting.”

Respectfully, Karen, YOU eat cheese off a cracker.

Five stars. Would eat the evidence. Will continue demanding these until my paws stop working.

Sincerely,
The dog who has absolutely no regrets and would like to know why there are only two trout heads left.

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Danielle G.

My dogs loved these and it kept my puppy busy for a while

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Richard M.

My Mastiff Olive really loved to crunch down on this one. The snack lasted a few minutes and Olive was ready for more!

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Lisa H.

My Pomeranians lost their tiny little minds over the fish heads. Takes them awhile to work one over so worth the money. My favorite part is watching them go in for the eyeballs! Will definitely re-order!

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Angela B.

My dogs absolutely devoured these. They usually eat dead fish on the salmon rivers in Alaska and this is so much less smelly and cleaner. Four fish heads per bag only feeds my dogs one time though. My dogs wish there were options for bigger bags

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Debbie P.

Our spoiled rotten boxer Skullie absolutely loves all of the products. He just got his 2nd grave yard delivery. He starts drooling and crying as soon as he sees the bag come out of the cabinet. 🐾❤️🐾