Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads

These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Decapitated with intent and served with pride. 'Merica, baby!

What’s in the bag:

A nice group of severed trout heads (about 4-6). Includes brains, skulls, eyeballs, tongues, gills, skin, and teeth.

Who's it for:

Dogs who like eating faces.

Perhaps cats who also like eating faces.

the neighborhood raccoon. 

Why it matters:

It's got all the Omega fatty acids and stuff your vet would recommend.

And eating fish brains might make your dog smarter? Thats for you to figure out.

Use it when:

You want to ruin the guest bathroom by storing these there.

You're past the point of hiding who you really are.

Grandma's over.